What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 02:07
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
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Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO